Over The Hill Golfers Get More Roll
June 20, 2009
Over a decade has passed since I crested the hill of age continuum and yet it just dawned on me last year at 53, I should be getting more roll out of my drives than I did before. Seriously I m no physicists but even I know that golf balls roll further down hill. And I m definitely over the Hill. Despite my convoluted theory, the evidence shows that I m hitting the golf ball shorter and shorter each year. Not only that but I m twice as pooped after each round. None of this seems fair...not when you consider the thousands of rounds played, hours practiced and dollars spent on golf equipment and golf lessons. All for what. Not since I fired my last financial advisor had I seen and ROI this bad. In a last ditch effort to salvage my dying personal golf corporation, last spring I made a rather large investment in a robotic massage chair. Passing through the mall after a particularly brutal round of golf I popped in to a novelty store in search of a gift for a nephew. Instead of a present for him I ended up taking a nap...